Grouchy John's Menu
Bagel Sandwich
Your choice of bagel toasted with eggs, ham or bacon, and cheese
Chipotle Chicken
Boar's Head Chipotle Chicken served on either a spinach or sun dried tomato wrap with your choice of mayo, honey mustard, or spicy brown mustard, your choice of cheddar, pepper jack, or provolone cheese, and lettuce and tomato.
Ham
Boar's Head Ham served on either a spinach or sun-dried tomato wrap with your choice of mayo, honey mustard, or spicy brown mustard, your choice of cheddar, pepper jack, or provolone cheese, and lettuce and tomato.
Oatmeal
Bob’s Redmill Oats made with your choice of honey, brown sugar, milk, and butter.
Turkey
Boar's Head Turkey on either a spinach or sun dried tomato wrap with your choice of mayo, honey mustard, or spicy brown mustard and your choice of cheddar, pepper jack, or provolone cheese, lettuce and tomato.
Assorted Muffins
Blueberry, banana nut, etc.
Assorted Pastries
Apple fritter, cheese danish, etc.
Bagels
Served with your choice of cream cheese, butter, or jelly
Donuts
Ackbar Smoothie
Carrots, ginger, bananas, and peaches
Almond Roca Mocha Frappé
Rich chocolate combined with the classic Almond Roca flavor with coffee and milk.
Almond Roca Mocha Latte
Rich chocolate combined with the classic Almond Roca flavor with espresso and steamed milk
Americano
A fresh shot of espresso with water
Butterbeer Latte
Butterscotch and salted caramel, with salt on top
Caffè Latte
A fresh shot of espresso with your choice of steamed milk and a little bit of foam
Cappuccino
A fresh shot of espresso with your choice of equal amounts of steamed milk and foam
Caramel Frappé
Delicious caramel with coffee and milk
Caramel Mocha Latte
Combining rich chocolate and caramel with espresso and steamed milk
Caribbean Colada Smoothie
Pineapple and coconut
Chai Tea Latte
A strong black tea combined with spices and sweeteners with your choice of milk
Chewbacca
Trader Joe’s cookie butter and dark chocolate sauce
Curious George
For our curious friend we made a drink that combines honey, banana, coffee, and milk
Dirty Chai Latte
Oregon chai latte with an add shot of espresso
Dirty Chai Tea Latte
A chai tea latte combined with a fresh shot of espresso
Espresso
A fresh shot of espresso always tastes great
Evil Monkey
For those who live on the edge we combine our dirty chai latte with a shot of banana flavor.
Grouchy John Frappé
The drink so good we made it our signature drink. It combines white chocolate and amaretto together with coffee and milk. Get this now!
Grouchy John Latte
The drink so good we made it our signature drink. It combines white chocolate and amaretto together with espresso and steamed milk. Get this now!
Honey Latte
A little honey, a little vanilla, espresso and steamed milk combines to make such a great latte
Hot Chocolate or Steamer
Your choice of flavors combined with hot milk
Hot Coffee
Brewed fresh throughout the day and delicious at anytime
Hot Tea
We always have a nice selection of loose leaf teas for you to choose from
Iced Americano
A fresh shot of espresso with water and served over ice
Iced Caffè Latte
A fresh shot of espresso with your choice of milk over ice
Iced Chai Tea Latte
A strong black tea combined with spices, sweeteners, and your choice of milk over ice
Iced Coffee
12-hour cold brewed and smooth
Iced Dirty Chai Tea Latte
A chai tea latte combined with a fresh shot of espresso.
Iced Tea
Choose from our wide selection of freshly brewed iced teas
Italian Soda
Strawberry, cherry, raspberry, kiwi, watermelon and more, served with cream and whipped cream
Lando Smoothie
Berries, banana, milk, and honey
Lemonade
'Nuff said
Mango Smoothie
Mint Mocha Frappé
A minty treat of chocolate and peppermint with coffee and milk
Mocha Frappé
Rich chocolate with coffee and milk
Mocha Latte
Rich chocolate with espresso and steamed milk
O.G.
Caramel, salt, and vanilla make a delicious combination. With espresso and steamed milk
PB & J
Peanut butter and raspberry syrup
Peach Smoothie
Salted Caramel Latte
Delicious caramel with a hint of salt with espresso and steamed milk
Shirley Temple of Doom
Matcha green tea smoothie with Maraschino cherries
Spiced Apple Cider
Tasty, hot, and hits the spot every time
Strawberry Smoothie
Strawberry/Banana Smoothie
Suicide Smoothie
A combo of strawberry, mango, and peach
Sunny Day
Mango, pineapple and Maraschino cherry smoothie
Sweet Arnie (Sweet Tea / Sweet Lemonade)
It’s just an Arnold Palmer with a more hip name
Yoda Smoothie
Spinach and kale, pineapple, strawberry, and mango